FISA/What would Lucy think? a parody

Hello friends, I’m your Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Person,

Are you tired of government, run-down by worrying what it’s going to do to you next, listless as your apathetic congress people?

Do you poop out at parties when you casually tell people their phones are being illegally being tapped?

Are you unpopular for making endless phone calls to mindless interns in Washington who really don’t know what FISA stands for?

The answer to all your problems disappeared in this little bottle today labeled the new and approved Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act.

Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act contains Spying on your Telephone, your E-mails, your Cell phones, and anything else they can dream up.

Yes, with Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act you can now breathe a sigh of relief. All you do is take a great big second thought before you do anything now.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. It’s such a tasty concept too.

Tastes just like candy!